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“I swear, you sleep with ONE football team several times over the course of a few years and it’s like you’re branded for life!”

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Last week we had TP Couture and a couple getting it on in the world’s least accommodating bathroom stall. Now, we return to the bathroom (and nature’s) intended use. So what makes this picture unique? Maybe the fact that the bride herself submitted it!

Ah yes, she’s peeing and she’s proud. And we here at Wedinator salute this brave act. Especially since I thought you needed like 7 people to help you pee when wearing a wedding gown? Kudos, ‘It’s me!’. You’re the shit. Heh. Ehhh. 

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Is it the world’s most wasteful dress? Or the world’s most useful dress? 

Grandma having a good cry during the ceremony? Toss her a roll. Father-In-Law getting over a cold? No problem! This bride can spare a square. Plus, the whole thing costs about $25 (assuming she went with the double-quilted of course)!

PS: Maybe this picture served as motivation?

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It’s Attack Of the Crinoline: Part III! I wonder what inertia’s going to do to her skirt when the swing goes forward? I’m thinking nothing good, depending on your perspective.

I’ll avoid making a really bad swinger joke now …

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You know what they say: The longer the wedding veil, the sluttier the bride. Rock Of Love contestants are no exception to that rule.  

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Everyone knows crazy shit is bound to go down at weddings, but it usually involves a lonely bridesmaid and an open bar. Not a Barbie Porn cake topper. Call me crazy, but I don’t necessarily like being reminded of the sex scene in Team America while I’m eating.

Imagine how wasted you’d have to be not to feel a breeze on your bare ass in this dress. Call me crazy, but I thought that veil came with a matching thong.