If I was attending this wedding I would totally be making DJ requests on the sly all night. Let’s see, a few classics that come to mind…

1. Girls, Girls, Girls – Motley Crue
2. My Humps – Fergie
3. Back That Ass Up – Juvenile

I can’t believe they were registered at Williams Sonoma.

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This is a ring that will always remind me and my husband of all the late nights we spent up chatting online – wayyy before we ever met face-to-face. *Sigh.* Those nights really were amazing. I look at the ring and think about how those chat sessions were so much better than actual married life.

When my fiance asked me where I’d like to get married after he proposed, I
went with my  gut instincts. “In Hell,” I told him.

Isn’t Hell freaking awesome? Did you guys check out the layer of smoke at our feet? That was all me. Please do NOT get me started on that pleasant meadow scene behind Death. I specifically told them I wanted a backdrop with a view from Satan’s throne. Clearly there was a mix-up, but whatever. My fiance’s jacket is the perfect length, don’t you think? We’re giving out
custom Ouija boards to our guests, and I cannot wait to cut into that blood red coffin cake.

This is the happiest day of my life. Death, let’s DO THIS!

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I’m just trying to make sense of this. Possible scenarios are:

1) The couple is part of a beer preservation society

2) The couple is getting married at a beer theme park

3) The groom’s best man built it for them as a “surprise”

4) The couple was the architects behind this.

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Oh, if I had the body that this lady does, I would get married in my bikini, too.

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But that’s not the BEST part about this wedding. No, no. THE BEST PART is the little bowties! Aren’t they chic?!

I LOVE THEM!

On this day, I vow to never wash these dentures again. You don’t know delicious until you’ve accidentally dropped your dentures in the blood of the Lord.

Weddings on the beach are prime photobomb material. Something tells me this strolling couple slowly inched their way to the buffet table after this picture was taken. Check out the woman’s gaze. It’s not on the couple – it’s on what’s behind the couple. And speaking of behinds – I’m not entirely sure why she’s topless (nude beach wedding, anyone?), but I’m immeasurably glad she’s not bottomless.

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